Hey, I just got this email a few weeks ago from this cool lady from Nigeria! I have so many friends in Africa. I have never been to Africa! I want to go to Africa. I want to stay with Hajia!
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From: hajia mariam (hajiamariam_12@hotmail.com)
To: bigfritzhenry@mac.com
Date: Thu Jul 06, 2006 06:58:11 AM PDT
Subject: HELLO.
Dear Beloved,
Due to the sudden death of my husband General Abacha the former head of state of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of hopelessness by the present administration.I have lost confidence with anybody within my country.I got your contacts through personal research,and had to reach you through this medium. I will give you more details when you reply. Due to security network placed on my daily affairs I cant visit the embassy so that is why I have contacted you. My husband deposited $12.6million dollars with a security firm abroad whose name is witheld for now till we communicate. I will be happy if you can receive this funds for safe keeping and I assure you a very good percent of this fund I will instruct my son to contact you so please feel free to comunicate with my son. I await your urgent response, Hajia Mariam.
NOTE:
PLEASE I WOULD WANT YOU TO REPLY ME VIA MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:
AND ALSO SEND ME YOUR CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER SO THAT MY SON MUSTAPHA CAN CALL AND DISCUSS WITH YOU VERBALLY REGARDING THIS TRANSACTION SO THAT YOU CAN ASK ANY QUESTION THAT YOU FEEL LIKE ASKING REGARDING THIS TRANSACTION.
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I thought it was so nice of her to want to get my help to get her money and to want to give my phone number to her son, Mustapha (sounds like the real deal!)!!!!! So, I sent her back an email to invite her to take part in the WEST BANK:
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From: bigfritzhenry@mac.com
To: hajiamariam8@yahoo.com.hk
Date: Mon Jul 31, 2006 05:07:04 PM PDT
Dear Ms. Hajia Mariam,
I am in a very similar state to what you are dealing with. On the first front, my brother (Lake Henry) is being a total crumb bum and no good fart knocker. He for one stole four of my sugar free Red Bulls and for a second thing he did wrong, he then drank the red bulls in front of me while he trampled my new garden of flowers I had predicted would be the first flowers to adjourn the walls of my new bank (THE WEST BANK, now open longer hours on Wednesdays and Chrsitmas!). And then to make everything worse that he'd done, he told me that due to my not having ever opened a "stupid bank" before, I was not going ot have the funds or the withall to do what I have set out to do: open a bank (THE WEST BANK, now we have also have $10 bills! And Twenties!) I would have knocked him in the chicken, but the current residence of the West Bank also happens to be the current residence of myself (FRITZ HENRY) and my brother (LAKE HENRY) and don't think that since it's a business THERE SHOULD BE NO FIGHTING AT ALL IN THE WEST BANK. Unfortunately, my brother (LAKE Henry) saw in my eyes taht i was going to sock him in the turkey, so he hauled off and layed me out flat on my donkey.
Here is what I propose to you and to me, so that we can ease and not harm both of situations at the moment: I propose that you and I get together (not sexually, YOUR LAST HUSBAND WAS A GENERAL THAT'S INTIMDATING) and I may be getting married soon to Ms. Lovely Molly Harden (INK JET CARTRDIGES), so sex would be (out) of the question (at this point).! Sounds good? Probably on your end and possibly on mine too! Let's get together, with your money and my bank (THE WEST BANK, we no longer have Red Bulls). I already have plenty o finvestors. WE have have Charlton Davies and Peter Clive, we have Molly Harden (my future wife) and we have Basil and Jafar Obed. Basil and I would be particularly happy if you joined our team (THE WEST BANK, now with more Hajia! And plenty of Obed, to boot!)
If you would like to get involved (YOU DO LIKE TO GET INVOLVED), if you would like to get involved, then you must call email me within the next 15min and we can make this happne. I will need your home phone number, along with your social security number, any major credit card numbers, your home address, a birth certificate, molds of your fingertips, a copy of your drivers license, multiple pictures of yourself at different ages, mapquest directions to your home and your children's schools, a list of your favorites (foods, colors, movies, music, etc.) and one case of sugar free Red Bull! Let's make this happen in 2006! Go Nigeria! And California! In 2006! I'm thirsty!
Belovedly,
Myself (FRITZ HENRY)
p.s. Your husband died in 1998 and you're still sad? That's really too bad. I had a really good camera (Canon Sureshot Elph with lenses and super sight), which my brother (LAKE HENRY) broke when I was 33 and I got over that in about 3 years, so maybe it's time for you to move on too. Woud you like to meet my buddy Basil Obed or his brother Jafar?
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