The offers keep rolling down on me about people being excited about my bank (THE WEST BANK, now we're getting you wet!) This cool lady, Erna Koenig, wrote to me about wanting a job, I think.
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From: Erna Koenig (ErnaKoenig@0451.com)
To: bigfritzhenry@mac.com
Date: Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:30:17 PM PDT
Subject: Your cash, mortgage broker
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She sounded very qualified, so I called her in for an interview/meeting/talk.
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From: bigfritzhenry@mac.com
To: Erna Koenig (ErnaKoenig@0451.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17, 2006 03:15:11 PM PDT
Erna, Erna, Erna, Erna, Erna, Erna, Erna Koenig. My, my, my, my (my) what an email. I am very impressed that you want to talk with me about my cash. I have some cash right now (ones, fives, a few tens, one twenty dollar bill), but soon I will have an veritable ocean of dollars floating my way vea a stream of money from Europe and Africa. My bank (THE WEST BANK, on the jet stream to the future!) is about to start going strong. If you don't ask me, ask my brother (Lake Henry) and he'll tell you to ask me and I'll tell you it's about to start going strong! The bank (THE WEST BANK, not in Israel!) is about to "go off" (in reference to the chain or the hook or the button, as in "go off the button, y'all!")! This bank (THE WEST BANK, now off the button!) is off the button, y'all!
I am definitely going to need people who are willing to talk about cash and even more so, people who are willing to talk about mortgage. I rent the property used for the bank (THE WEST BANK, fourth floor, apartment 42B!). I want to own or possibly rent-to-own the property. I own some property in Wisconsin (Door County boulevard) and I am in talks to sell it to a very good business woman, Geraldine Dickens. So, I have a ladn ownership history! I have never owned a gun. There will be no guns at my bank (THE WEST BANK, no security! Except in your future!) There will however be music playing at all times in the West Bank (my bank). Usually I will play Thai-language easy-listening versions of Simon & Garfunkel ("the graduate" and "mr. & mrs. robinson") and also some Thai (?) language versions of scores for Hollywood (California) movies. For example, "The Godfather," "The Graduate," and "Edward Scissorshands." Now do you see why this place is gonna be off the button, y'all?
So, I have a job opening for you: Cash Consultant/Mortgage Broker. I don't need to interview you. Maybe you could write me an essay/poem or poem telling me why you think you should be the one to consult with people about their cash situations and about the mortgages (for houses). Here is an example (in hiaku):
I am the best one
to consult about your cash
because I work at the Institute for Extraterrestrial Cultures
See, not so hard. I would hire you. And I'm the one doing the hiring.
-Fritz Henry
p.s. I have erectin problems. Is this something else you could help me with?
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