I got an email from Sue Bowden finally! She wrote me this great peom about garages and feathers and boots and it's awesome and I can't believe she wrote me. I don't know who she is, but it's exciting because I think we are going to be dating sometime!
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From: Sue Bowden (SueBowden@mail.ru)
To: bigfritzhenry@mac.com
Date: Tue Jul 11, 2006 03:29:25 AM PDT
Subject: NEK
nothing seemed to have changed in the garage since the last time. The dump his sixteen point vertical slow roll and the next day topped it off with a We got up into the boot, and Kirill took the controls and said: invisible principle of all life. Then, as he spoke, his feathers went
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Now you see why I am so worked up! I can't control what I'm thinking about at all! I love this!
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From: bigfritzhenry@mac.com
To: Sue Bowden (SueBowden@mail.ru)
Date: Thu Aug 03, 2006 06:10:43 PM PDT
Now, Ms. Bowden (Ms. or Mrs? Or Miss? Are you married is what I'm asking. I think we should think about thinking about getting married. Because we have a lot in common, for instance, we both like change, of course in my case it's coins and in your case it's changing your garage so it doesn't look like a dump. Let's make this happen!) your email to me really really really interested myself and what I like in a woman (features like Nancy Travis, hair, eyes, weight, etc.)! Am I wrong here? Don't ask my brother (LAKE HENRY). In fact, don't talk to my brother (LAKE HENRY). He is a womanizer and he will steal your attention from me. Also do not talk to Basil Obed's brother (JAFAR OBED) I have heard he's just like my brother (LAKE HENRY). I suppose you like that (strong arms, muscles, goatee, skin, eyes, etc.) Why wouldn't you want to meet my brother (LAKE HENRY)? All women do. You don't have to feel bad. Just because we have something incredibly in common between the two of our hearts and minds and spirtits and things.
Let me tell you waht I can offer you: my heart, my mind, my imitable spirit, my bank (THE WEST BANK, now we've got spirit, yes we do), my photography (flowers, animals, fish, Hawaii, etc.), my balding head, my hairy back, my love for John Candy. I have everything you could ever want in a man (email ability). So, what's the hold up. Seriously, do not ever even think about thinking about talking to my brother (LAKE HENRY). He will eat you alive. He is not a cannibal. I am not challenging you. I am not calling him a bad boy so you will like him. I am laying it out straight. I am straight. Lake (and probably Jafar) are not to be trusted. They do not work at my bank (THE WEST BANK, now we can be trusted!)
I read your email to me and it made think about my life and about what I'm doing with my life and what I could be doing with my life and what I've done with my life and other people's lives and what they're doing and about garages. And this is what I've figured out: the invisible principle of all life is this: trust. Everything is based on trust. And money. Do you have any money? Would you trust me enough to put your money in my bank (THE WEST BANK, now with one parking spot!)? I would.
-Fritz Henry
p.s. Who's Kirill? (boyfriend? I hope not. I just broke up with my girlfriend (Molly Harden). HINT HINT. ) Also, if you know anywhere to get more cheap ink cartridges for my printer, that would be super cool too.
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