From : "Fritz Henry" bigfritzer@hotmail.com
To : ccfuchsia@charter.net
Subject : FUSCHIA!
Date : Mon, 02 Jun 2003 00:23:24 -0700
Hello, my brother (Lake Henry) and I will be in Crescent City around June 18th and would like to take part in you Fuschia CLub's Rodney Bergquist, AFS President-Insect Pest Program. Will that be acceptable? I have a pest problem. It is not with my fuschia! My fuschia are (is?) fine. My fuschia are (is?) beautiful. I wish I could take a picture of it for you. I will try and take a picture of it for you and bring it up to you so that I can show you a picture of it. I really like to take pictures of flowers! I am a former entrant of the Mendocino Co. Gardens photo contest! I do not know if I won. It is possible. Anything can br possible! Is it possible that Mr. Bernquist could help me with my pest problem?
Here is my problem: I have ants in my bathroom! I have tried everything so far! Lake told me just to spray them with hair spray and light them on fire. I do not have hair spray, so I tried using Pam and it didn't work. More ants came back!! Ugh! Then I just started to step on them. I must have killed at least 40 0r 45 in about 25 minutes! Help me, I've tried everything. I am going bonkers!!!! Should I use aphids? I am told that we have aphids in the laundry area, so I wouldn't hav eto go buy them at OSH or anything like that. Are they dangerous? They're so small. I'm afraid that they could get into my shower without my knowing it.
I made a poen about my aphid problem:
I am not a prude. I shower in the nude. I don't need aphids using me for food. I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just not in the mood. So please take your stinking aphid feet out of my shower, dude!
So what do you think? SHould I send it in? My brother, Lake, knows a publisehr in Toronto. I don't know Canadian money. I will be seeing you soon, maybe in a few weeks.
-Fritz Henry